1. Population – Bhara poora parivaar.
It’s more than what I see. I sometimes feel like; India’s more than half
of the population is from Delhi or is born in Delhi. Every place is crowded, almost impossible to
find peaceful site. More human, less
cows
( please thodi rajasthan se le aao )
2. No Cow Milk – Holy Cow
It feels so awkward to go to a dairy and say “bhaiya gopaljee ka doodh do half
litre…. Full cream” and
the worst part is when someone replies , “gopaljee nahi hai parasjee
challenge?”
No offences for mother dairy, I agree that the milk is certainly
purified, the best among all. But if we
kept on drinking dairy milk then denim would go down the waist automatically.
For the youngsters – “It will result in comparatively less stamina
during sex.”
3.
Pollution –
Dhuan Dhuan ho raha hai sama
Number of cars in Delhi is almost twice as the number of people. If I
would have to stay here for more years, say 10-15, I would surely die of Asthama
instead of cancer or what so ever disease. Every single household has minimum
two cars. People buy SAPNO KA GHAR later and thinks of
getting a car early. Hats off to sikh brothers , they live on rent but owns the
best cars available.
Delhi ke logon – From where the hell you all are earning so much of money.
4. Show off – Hum main bhi hai HERO
The other name for Delhi can surely be the show off city. More the show
off, more is the style.
Starting from a kid of 7th class to a student of 12th
class, everybody here in Delhi believes that funky hair style , ankle length
trousers , ultra low waist denims, branded clothes, getting cozy in public
place and walking as if they all are some Rishtedaar of john Abraham or some
model will make them look good or people will consider them trend setters .
Sometimes I feel like, simplicity
never works (reason I’ll give aagey ki list main…plz wait)
5. Money matters – Paisa Bolta hai
Money is worshipped more than god. “Oh
My God!” movie ke baad to god has got lesser priority now.
I agree that without it we cannot survive but I disagree to the fact
that ‘only’ with money we can survive.
Har kisi ko crorepati ban na hai, and jinko nahi ban na hai they always
try to portray ki hum crorepati khandaan ki aulaad hain.
Paisa kya bolta hai : talk with me, else no one will talk to you.
6. Committed Girls ( my personal opinion) – jo pasand hai unhe hum pasand nai hain.
Every second girl is committed here, and I never liked the first girl :P
.Jokes apart, having a boy friend is a trend over here, getting pampered, and Blah!
Blah! Blah! One thing I never understood that , if you are in a relationship
then in which contract its mentioned that only
a boy will spend PAISA , because every boy doesn’t have a PAISE KA TREE
at his home. So that’s why I said in the 4th point … SIMPLICITY never works, style maaro
ladki hai, style mat maaro ladki nai hai. 95 out of 100 girls are like this
only.
As in general also SIMPLICITY never works, sorry for the line but agar
aapko chutiya banana nai aata to aap sabse bade chutiye ho.
7.
Hum bhi hain josh main, yun na aankhen dikha.
Hats off to all the boys or male personalities in delhi. The moment anyone
says a single line or something ulta pulta , they are ready to fight and the
patent line they will use is “ yahin ruk , abhi bulata hun” or
“agar ek baap ki aulad hai to haath laga ke bata” .. ab bhai
haath nahi lagaya to matlab wo bechara ek baap ki aulad nai hai kya :P
8. Change is everything.
People come and change and those who are permanent , they change
everyday. When I came to delhi, I told my cousin that I wont change but I was
so wrong because with a heavy heart I agree to the fact that .. yes!! I’m changed.
Nahi pata kitna but I can sense the badlaav. I take more tension unnecessarily,
I stay serious unreasonably, funny talks are no more funny when its done
against me, I became more of a womanizer and less of a FRIEND. Kis reason se
change aaya wo pata nahi, but I unchaged the fact that I can’t change.
9.
People stay far away, ghoomne niklo to lagta
full day.
Agar ghumne ka plan hai to 100 ka note to soch lo sirf conveyance main
chala jayega because no place is near to where you stay. If you’re in car make
sure that you are ready for the traffic, if you’re on a bike make sure to have
someone sitting at the back, if you are in a mood to walk…. CANCEL THE PLAN.
10. I hate you
, like I love you
The worst part with delhi is, we know we don’t like it, we know we hate
this place, we are aware of all the ill-effects , the controversies, the bad
environment , the atmosphere but no one can leave delhi permanently. This place
has that charm and attraction be it negative or positive , it holds each and
every human being to the core. Mujhe delhi pasand bhi hai aur napasand bhi,
that’s why I hate it like I love it.
Best quote for delhi – you can hate
this place but you can never ignore this place.
