10 Things I Hate about Delhi

   1.   Population – Bhara poora parivaar.

It’s more than what I see. I sometimes feel like; India’s more than half of the population is from Delhi or is born in Delhi.  Every place is crowded, almost impossible to find peaceful site.  More human, less cows

( please thodi rajasthan se le aao )

   2.   No Cow Milk – Holy Cow

It feels so awkward to go to a dairy and say “bhaiya gopaljee ka doodh do half litre…. Full cream” and

the worst part is when someone replies , “gopaljee nahi hai parasjee challenge?”

No offences for mother dairy, I agree that the milk is certainly purified, the best among all.  But if we kept on drinking dairy milk then denim would go down the waist automatically.

For the youngsters – “It will result in comparatively less stamina during sex.”

   3.   Pollution – Dhuan Dhuan ho raha hai sama

Number of cars in Delhi is almost twice as the number of people. If I would have to stay here for more years, say 10-15, I would surely die of Asthama instead of cancer or what so ever disease. Every single household has minimum two cars. People buy SAPNO KA GHAR later and thinks of getting a car early. Hats off to sikh brothers , they live on rent but owns the best cars available.

Delhi ke logon – From where the hell you all are earning so much of money. 

   4.   Show off – Hum main bhi hai HERO

The other name for Delhi can surely be the show off city. More the show off, more is the style.

Starting from a kid of 7^th class to a student of 12^th class, everybody here in Delhi believes that funky hair style , ankle length trousers , ultra low waist denims, branded clothes, getting cozy in public place and walking as if they all are some Rishtedaar of john Abraham or some model will make them look good or people will consider them trend setters .

Sometimes I feel like, simplicity never works (reason I’ll give aagey ki list main…plz wait)

   5.   Money matters – Paisa Bolta hai

Money is worshipped more than god. “Oh My God!” movie ke baad to god has got lesser priority now.

I agree that without it we cannot survive but I disagree to the fact that ‘only’ with money we can survive.

Har kisi ko crorepati ban na hai, and jinko nahi ban na hai they always try to portray ki hum crorepati khandaan ki aulaad hain.

Paisa kya bolta hai : talk with me, else no one will talk to you.

   6.   Committed Girls ( my personal opinion) – jo pasand hai unhe hum pasand nai hain.

Every second girl is committed here, and I never liked the first girl :P .Jokes apart, having a boy friend is a trend over here, getting pampered, and Blah! Blah! Blah! One thing I never understood that , if you are in a relationship then in which contract its mentioned that only  a boy will spend PAISA , because every boy doesn’t have a PAISE KA TREE at his home. So that’s why I said in the 4^th point … SIMPLICITY never works, style maaro ladki hai, style mat maaro ladki nai hai. 95 out of 100 girls are like this only.

As in general also SIMPLICITY never works, sorry for the line but agar aapko chutiya banana nai aata to aap sabse bade chutiye ho.

     7.       Hum bhi hain josh main, yun na aankhen dikha.

Hats off to all the boys or male personalities in delhi. The moment anyone says a single line or something ulta pulta , they are ready to fight and the patent line they will use is “ yahin ruk , abhi bulata hun” or

“agar ek baap ki aulad hai to haath laga ke bata” .. ab bhai haath nahi lagaya to matlab wo bechara ek baap ki aulad nai hai kya :P

      8.      Change is everything.

People come and change and those who are permanent , they change everyday. When I came to delhi, I told my cousin that I wont change but I was so wrong because with a heavy heart I agree to the fact that .. yes!! I’m changed. Nahi pata kitna but I can sense the badlaav. I take more tension unnecessarily, I stay serious unreasonably, funny talks are no more funny when its done against me, I became more of a womanizer and less of a FRIEND. Kis reason se change aaya wo pata nahi, but I unchaged the fact that I can’t change.

                                                                                                                   

   9.   People stay far away, ghoomne niklo to lagta full day.

Agar ghumne ka plan hai to 100 ka note to soch lo sirf conveyance main chala jayega because no place is near to where you stay. If you’re in car make sure that you are ready for the traffic, if you’re on a bike make sure to have someone sitting at the back, if you are in a mood to walk…. CANCEL THE PLAN.

   10.  I hate you , like I love you

The worst part with delhi is, we know we don’t like it, we know we hate this place, we are aware of all the ill-effects , the controversies, the bad environment , the atmosphere but no one can leave delhi permanently. This place has that charm and attraction be it negative or positive , it holds each and every human being to the core. Mujhe delhi pasand bhi hai aur napasand bhi, that’s why I hate it like I love it.

Best quote for delhi – you can hate this place but you can never ignore this place.